Every once in a while I wonder how things might be different were I a parent of kids just now in the collegiate swing of things. When Ellen and Reid at least feigned burning the midnight oil back in the day at Butler U. in Indianapolis, social networks were still a gleam in the eye of techies somewhere. The controversial subject of “The Social Network” had yet to make his first penny, let alone his first billion.
Based on what I know now, I would roll with the punches. As a seasoned texter, no doubt the three of us would text a lot. We are all seasoned e-mailers but not with each other. No way we would add to what already clogs our in-boxes. Facebook is a non-factor for us, or at least not for me. We call with some regularity (mostly on weekends) but we’re not the chattiest bunch ever made, except for Reid. So we’re left with texting and letters to fill the informational-emotional gap.
To sound like a broken record, I’ve made my case in prior posts that letters fill an information gap for Ellen and Reid, can be read on their schedules, and are leisurely for me as the best 10 to 15 minutes of my week. That would likely not change. No time machine, however, will transport me to a bygone era to correct the many wrongs I’ve made in print over the years. My hunch is that if it all went through the wash again, I’d fall into the same pattern; a gradual progression from occupying time to the sorts of things you see today.
So, yeah, I’d roll up my writing sleeves again. And yeah, there are more options open today, but I’ll stick to my knitting. And that would be words on paper.
We follow a different path today. My friend Steve in Des Moines had his third ace this past week. He’s the best golfer I’ve ever golfed with, bar-none. It’s irritating to someone who’s never sniffed a hole-in-one, and I can’t resist rubbing it in.
October 4, 2010
Steve: I trust Oleson held you to a higher standard when it comes to post-Ace libations. Hopefully you sprang for some aged Scotch or some such thing. Hopefully Kenyon and Cox and Sam and others were able to partake in your generosity. Your ongoing purchase of the club’s hole-in-one insurance is an annuity for some insurance salesperson. I need to log onto the Register to see how many page views your Ace announcement made. Hope their servers were able to keep up with the crush. How is it you can routinely pile up aces and near aces and birdies and eagles when the rest of us can’t even sniff the cup when we’re already on the green? Life just isn’t fair.
Just saw that our Steve A______-less Ryder Cup team got edged. If you’d been there the score would’ve been something like 18 – 10 and you would’ve stifled those yappy Brits. It’s probably the one thing Corey Pavin will take most of the gas on.
Have not played golf in a while, with one exception the weekend of September 18. Other than that, the clubs have collected North Carolina airborne dust these last few months. The bank has a three day holiday next Monday (thanks, Chris Columbus) and a couple of bank guys are trying to lure me to the course.
The job thing is wearing me out. The theory was that I would use the time at the bank to look for other situations, and then along comes the extension to my FTE. It was very much right out of the blue. I’m glad of it because there are a few more weeks tacked on to my stay here and the new assignment, albeit temporary, has been at least interesting. Not on the same plane as success as Allen Diversified Services but any port in a storm. It’s a good thing since not much was happening under any of the stones I’ve overturned.
Today is the first time I’ve worn a non-suit coat/sports coat jacket since…since I can’t remember when. We go from 100F to 60F in a matter of days. Good for my tomato.
Now, what date are you and Jane tying the knot next year? I need to get it on my jam-packed social calendar. I know Oleson has already put it down in ink. For his sake and your sake you’d best not schedule an evening wedding or the time slot opposite “Jeopardy” because you will force him to make a decision. Too bad he was never a contestant. That would give us an opportunity to critique him for a change in lieu of him lambasting some poor accountant because G.T.O. is the only one who knows some spurious answer to some obscure question.
I’m sorry the job situation derailed the pending trip to the Midwest and Des Moines. If the current situation falls through – which it always can – I will likely try to make it up sometime in early December. That is, if my blood isn’t overly thin from spending too much time in North Carolina. By this writing, you should already have your fifth Ace. Or would it be sixth Who’s counting at this juncture other that the rest of us who’ve never had one?